Sutras

Be not born, if you can help it.
Bear no kids if you can help it.
Wear a smirk, you can help it.

Other sutra proclaims brightly-
Have many kids to beat others.
They are sutras ahead for you.

Be dead and composed always.
When belly thinks of the dead
It goes in swirls in a chemistry.

(sutras are neat Buddhist aphorisms for practicing and they also mean threads- kids are your running threads after your death in the form of a chromosomal double helix)