Before you are thirty you be famous
And ensure men who clap are palms,
Know how to strike the air famously.
The palms have an onerous function.
They have to put together air shows
As swatting afternoon flies famously.
As bored cow-tails dally with the flies
Their behinds emit swelling methane
Adding to global warming fatuously.
Before you are sixty you be famous
So they will lay flowers at your feet,
Your eyes watch flies buzz famously.