We thank you for what you did not do.
We have become wiser and lovelier.
You did not rape women in kitchen ,
Only discovered dead cows in fridge.
Dad might have eaten a cow or two
And is lying dreaming of his heaven.
The cows on their part thank butcher
Dreaming heaven with plenty of cud.
Our God and yours walk arm in arm.
We thank them for a new bon homie.